Good grief. I didn't realize it has been so long between posts. Too busy learning the Internet with John B. Fantasy Football rocks.
Oh, and we finally got the memo today.
Looks like Lucifer is coming back as a “consultant” to Gabe and Mike.
Here is the announcement.
TO: All Celestial Services Associates
FROM: Gabe Archangel, Sr. VP of Strategic Marketing
SUBJECT: Organizational Announcement
Effective Monday, October 13, Lucifer, former CEO of Helliburton, will assume the title of Special Consultant For Strategic Marketing and Operational Initiatives for Celestial Services. He will report to me.
Lucifer will be responsible for creating a robust suite of products and services designed to delight Celestial’s customers and increase market share as well as recommending improvements in our processes to maximize efficiencies and profits.
As you all know, under Lucifer’s dynamic leadership Hellliburton has experienced explosive revenue growth in its Sinner Services Division, and we trust he will transfer his considerable skills and knowledge to energize our Supplicant Services operation.
Please attend a mandatory staff meeting on Monday at 8:00 am to welcome Luce and get a sneak preview of our exciting new marketing campaign.
Have I mentioned my life is about to suck more than it does now?
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